tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50161624993345816322024-02-08T07:52:19.126-08:00I Dream Of BorisREAL DREAMS PEOPLE HAVE HAD ABOUT BORIS JOHNSONI Dream Of Borishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09089144728691425198noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5016162499334581632.post-50686324554454508302008-04-08T15:03:00.001-07:002008-04-08T15:03:24.416-07:00Male StudentRather disturbingly, in my dream he was giving pleasure of a sexual nature to John Cleese. Oh dear.I Dream Of Borishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09089144728691425198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5016162499334581632.post-84923119427173852982008-04-08T15:02:00.001-07:002008-04-08T15:02:50.392-07:00Caroline, LondonI did not too long ago. We were supposed to have lunch but he buggered off to vote or something, then bumped into him in a bar later but he blanked me. I awoke feeling disturbed.I Dream Of Borishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09089144728691425198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5016162499334581632.post-33360106490487761202008-04-08T15:00:00.000-07:002008-04-08T15:02:01.195-07:00York StudentA school sports day at my school. He was in a stripy blue rugby shirt, and white shorts. Standing on the other side of the field jogging on the spot. I caught his eye, he strolled over, we chatted. It was cool. I've never been so angry at waking up!I Dream Of Borishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09089144728691425198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5016162499334581632.post-23272225084247772462008-04-08T14:41:00.000-07:002008-04-08T14:42:15.712-07:00Unemployed Female In PeckhamI was babysitting Boris's kids. The kids kept multiplying and I couldn't remember their names and felt embarrassed. They were paying me thirty dollars an hour which I was really excited about.I Dream Of Borishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09089144728691425198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5016162499334581632.post-58901079250491857962008-04-08T14:40:00.000-07:002008-04-08T14:41:24.330-07:00Conservative Family With No DogI was walking a large dog on a lead when Boris approached with small dog on a led. In order to let them pass, I let go of the lead of the big dog. The dog ran off and I felt guilty. Later, I spoke with my husband to tell him that I once again let go of the dog's lead to let Boris and his dog go by. My husband insisted that I be firm and hold my ground while letting them pass.I Dream Of Borishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09089144728691425198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5016162499334581632.post-55736962328565837222008-04-08T14:36:00.000-07:002008-04-08T14:39:40.086-07:0021 Year Old College StudentI was at a Boris rally in the heart of London. Boris announced that he wanted to change his middle name to be more patriotic and show his commitment to being a true Londoner. He said from that day forward, his middle name would no longer be de Pfeffel -- it would be 'de Cab Driver': Alexander Boris de Cab Driver JohnsonI Dream Of Borishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09089144728691425198noreply@blogger.com1